|—||Iain Thomas, I Wrote This for You (via wank-r)|
am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
"How much money does college cost in America?"
I want a smoke and I want to get drunk and I want to be kissed and I want to feel something
this is your pilot speaking, yes we’re having difficulties, we’ve realised that this isnt actually a functionable plane but instead a very convincing lego replica